Wednesday, 10 August 2016

FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS NEW UPDATE

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  • Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
  • Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
  • When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
  • My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
  • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
  • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
  • Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
  • If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
  • You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..
  • Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
  • Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
  • Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
  • Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  • How can i miss something i never had?
  • If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
  • Life is Short - Chat Fast!
  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  • I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
  • I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
  • I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D
  • God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
  • Last seen 1980! :D
  • Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
  • Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
  • I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
  • 6 Peg Loading .. :D
  • Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it


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