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- My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…
- I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
- Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
- Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
- Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
- 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
- I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
- The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
- SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK.
- NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.
- Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..
- There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.
- AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.
- I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
- I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
- My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING
- I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
- No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
- I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
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